Meet Karen.
Karen likes to complain. A lot. The internet is full of Karens leaving REAL one star reviews on things like...
Hotels: "If buildings could speak, this one would be screaming RUN AWAY!"
Restaurants: "The staff here smell like cheese. Thick and yellow government cheese."
Products: "Did not use for golf yet. Bad for carting dogs to airplanes though."
Places: "The beach was too sandy."
Now it's your turn to get into Karen's mind, and fool your friends into believing your fake complaints are the real deal.